Crap Football Poetry 1998-2001
These poems are part of a series I wrote under the pseudonym 'Pele' for Pele's Poetry Page on the old When Saturday Comes Half Decent Website. The persona was a sort of parallel universe version of Pele, who lived on a satellite orbiting the earth, picking up the best bits of football trivia and weaving them into crappist soccer verse for the enjoyment of the website's visitors.
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