Crap Football Poetry 1995-1997
These poems are part of a series I wrote under the pseudonym 'Pele' for Pele's Poetry Page on the old When Saturday Comes Half Decent Website. The persona was a sort of parallel universe version of Pele, who lived on a satellite orbiting the earth, picking up the best bits of football trivia and weaving them into crappist soccer verse for the enjoyment of the website's visitors.
Trying To Find Out How Many Games Mick Bates Played For Leeds in 1972 - Stage 1
Leading the Line for Doncaster Rovers