Team A beats team B, who thrashed team C, who beat team D, who thwacked team A. Team E goes on a run of three straight wins before losing at home to team F. Team F are expected to beat team G, also at home, but lose. Team G are then play-off favourites but lose to struggling team H and team I. Teams J, K, L and M are without a win for a while but then all grab points. Then everybody beats everybody else. Then they all lose. Then it's a draw. 

Q1: Is The Championship is the most exiciting league in the world?

Q2: What is the ratio of midfield battlers to skilled forwards?

Q3: Who has hidden the form book?

Q4: Can you remember who it is you support?

Q5: Isn't it true that anything involving both Ken Bates and Brian Mawhinney has to be great?