I still find it hard to play proper chords because I learned to play the electric guitar by copying Gang of Four's Andy Gill. Chakk chakkkk chakkaaa tk tk tk chaaaannggg!!!
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I was in a punk band when I was 15. We weren't very good.
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I've got a really bad memory. Except when it comes to football.
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