I still find it hard to play proper chords because I learned to play the electric guitar by copying Gang of Four's Andy Gill. Chakk chakkkk chakkaaa tk tk tk chaaaannggg!!!
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No one has heard of me so why did I write a memoir?
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I've got a really bad memory. Except when it comes to football.
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